The following is an episode list of the Rick Green show, History Bites, which ran from 1998 to 2004.
Episodes
Season 1
Title |
Original airdate |
#
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The Gods Must Be Angry |
Unknown |
Pilot
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A look at the Mount Vesuvius eruption (79 AD).
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The Black Death |
October 1, 1998 |
101
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A look at the Black Death in Europe (1348 AD).
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Caligula Is Croaked |
October 8, 1998 |
102
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A look at the Roman Emperor Caligula (41 AD).
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Dead Philosopher Walking |
October 15, 1998 |
103
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A look at the Greek philosopher Socrates (399 BC).
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Great Fire of London |
October 22, 1998 |
104
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A look at the Great Fire of London (1666 AD).
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Charlemagne |
October 29, 1998 |
105
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A look at the great Emperor Charlemagne (800 AD).
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The Declaration of Independence |
November 5, 1998 |
106
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A look at the American Declaration of Independence (1776 AD).
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Magna Carta |
November 12, 1998 |
107
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A look at the signing of the Magna Carta (1215 AD).
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Pure Vandalism |
November 19, 1998 |
108
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A look at the Vandals and the sacking of Rome (455 AD).
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The French Revolution |
November 26, 1998 |
109
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A look at the French Revolution, in the time just preceding the execution of Robespierre (1794 AD).
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The Spanish Inquisition |
December 3, 1998 |
110
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A look at the Spanish Inquisition (1492 AD).
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Bjarney & Friends |
December 10, 1998 |
111
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A look at the Viking Bjarni Herjólfsson, who discovered North America (998 AD).
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The Battle of Waterloo |
December 17, 1998 |
112
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A look at the Battle of Waterloo (1815 AD).
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The Bloody Aztecs |
December 24, 1998 |
113
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A look at the fight between the Aztecs and Cortez (1521 AD).
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Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Title |
Original airdate |
#
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A Canterbury Murder Tale |
April 8, 2002 |
401
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A look at the murder of Thomas Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury (1170 AD) done as a parody of Law & Order.
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Francis & Me |
April 9, 2002 |
402
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A look at William Lyon Mackenzie and the Upper Canada Rebellion (1837 AD) done in the style of a Michael Moore documentary.
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Rock & Roll Has Got to Go! |
April 10, 2002 |
403
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A look at music and youth in ancient Athens(340 BC), done as a parody of a Beatles retrospective.
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Leaving Norman |
April 11, 2002 |
404
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A look at the compilation of the Domesday Book (1086 AD) done as a parody of the Wayne Rostad CBC show On the Road Again.
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The Day The Island Stood Still |
April 12, 2002 |
405
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A look at the European discovery of North America from the point of view of the Native Americans (1492 AD). Done as a parody of The Day the Earth Stood Still.
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Love & Death |
April 13, 2002 |
406
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A look at Goethe and the fervour that accompanied his book, The Sorrows of Young Werther (1780 AD). Parodies Star Trek fandom.
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Samurai Goodfellas |
April 16, 2002 |
407
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A look at the 47 Ronin (1703 AD) done in the style of The Godfather and with a parody of the Paramount Pictures logo (as 'Fujimount'.)
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Who Killed J.F.C.? |
April 17, 2002 |
408
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A look at the assassination of Julius Caesar (24 BC) that suggests the assassination was the result of a lone knife man, rather than the official story that was a conspiracy. Done as a reversal of the conspiracy theories surrounding the assassination of John F. Kennedy.
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The Uncivil War |
April 18, 2002 |
409
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A look at the story behind Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation (1864 AD), done as a parody of The West Wing.
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Temptation Monastery |
April 19, 2002 |
410
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A look at Peter Abelard (1140 AD), via his appearance on The Howard Stern Show.
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Terror for the Sake of Terror |
April 22, 2002 |
411
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A look at Ivan the Terrible (1582 AD) appearing on Oprah.
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Harpsichord Wizard |
April 23, 2002 |
412
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A look at Ludwig van Beethoven (1839 AD). Done as a parody of an award show.
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Xena's Evil Sister |
April 24, 2002 |
413
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A look at Boadicea and the Celtic revolt against Rome (61 AD) done as a parody of Thelma and Louise.
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Kamikaze Save the Day |
April 25, 2002 |
414
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A look at the typhoon that saved Japan from the invading armies of Kublai Khan (1281 AD).
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Domestic Terrorism |
April 26, 2002 |
415
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A look at Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder plot (1605 AD).
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Where No White Man Has Gone Before |
April 29, 2002 |
416
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A look at the Lewis and Clark Expedition (1805 AD).
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Goodnight Good Knights |
April 30, 2002 |
417
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A look at the Knights Templar (1307 AD).
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Stairway to Heaven |
May 1, 2002 |
418
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A look at Emperor Nebuchadrezzar of Babylon (590 BC).
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Psychic Celebrity |
May 2, 2002 |
419
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A look at Nostrodamus's predictions (1555 AD) done as an infomercial.
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Bewitched |
May 3, 2002 |
420
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A look at the Salem Witch Trials (1692 AD). Done as a parody of Judge Judy.
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Five Ring Circus |
May 6, 2002 |
421
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A look at the original Olympic Games (350 BC).
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Gratuitous Sex & Violence |
May 7, 2002 |
422
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A look at the plays of William Shakespeare (1601 AD) via a parody of Entertainment Tonight.
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Out Wit, Out Walk, Out Eat |
May 8, 2002 |
423
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A look at the Donner Party (1846 AD) as a parody of Survivor.
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Ten Lost Days |
May 9, 2002 |
424
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A look at the switch from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar (1582 AD).
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Season 5
Title |
Original airdate |
#
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The Osborgias |
April 17, 2004 |
501
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A look at Pope Alexander VI aka Rodrigo Borgia and his scheming family (1500 AD). Done as a parody of The Osbournes.
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Talkin' Turkey |
April 24, 2004 |
502
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A look at the first Thanksgiving celebration between the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag (1621 AD) via parody of All in the Family.
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Never Been Kissed |
May 1, 2004 |
503
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A look at Ulrich von Liechtenstein, a knight who toured Europe in a white dress and blonde wig promoting courtly love appears on Live with Regent and Kelli. (1227 AD).
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The Politics of Puffy Pants |
May 8, 2004 |
504
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A look at the Reign of Terror in France (1794 AD). Done as a parody of a Seinfeld episode. Jerry's girlfriend want him to wear a not-puffy shirt and he can't refuse or she will accuse him of being counter-revolutionary and he will be guillotined.
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I Pray the Fifth |
May 15, 2004 |
505
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A look at the Cathars (1244 AD) via parody of McCarthyism.
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A.D.D. in 1510 AD |
May 22, 2004 |
506
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A look at Leonardo da Vinci (1495 AD).
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The Truth Is Out There |
May 29, 2004 |
507
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A look at the Battle of Little Big Horn (1876 AD) via parody of The X-Files.
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Marco & Nick's Excellent Adventure |
June 12, 2004 |
508
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A look at Marco Polo and his book Il Milione (1302 AD).
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Tax This! |
June 19, 2004 |
509
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A look at the American Revolution (1776 AD) done as a parody of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.
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Queen Takes Queen, Checkmate |
June 26, 2004 |
510
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A look at the rivalry between Mary, Queen of Scots, and Elizabeth I (1587 AD) as seen on The Jerry Springer Show.
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Got You Dead to Rights |
July 3, 2004 |
511
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A look at the incredible story of a Pope Formosus, who was dug up and put on trial in the Cadaver Synod (897 AD). Done as a parody of The Practice.
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Girls! Girls! Girls! |
July 10, 2004 |
512
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A look at the Mormon's early practices of polygamy (1857 AD) done as an episode of The Bachelor.
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To Boldly Go... |
July 17, 2004 |
513
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A look at Spanish Conquistador Francisco Pizarro's journey to Peru (1529 AD). Done as an episode of Star Trek.
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A Win-Win War |
July 24, 2004 |
514
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A look at the War of 1812 (1812–1814 AD) via a parody of Crossfire.
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A Newtiful Mind |
July 31, 2004 |
515
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A look at Isaac Newton (1690 AD). Done as a parody of an Ebert & Roper review of A Beautiful Mind.
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Timeline
This is a list of episodes arranged chronologically.
1900 AD – 1300 AD
1300 AD – 6000 BC